Monday, May 23, 2005

This is your brain, This is your brain after Anatomy & Chinese Meridian. Get the picture?

Jody's Blog, always my first stop of the morning was an eye opener, ok not an opener but a "what the hell?" moment. She writes book reviews, posts them, submits them, or however the food chain goes, they are out there. Now Amazon picks them up and SELLS them? Check out her blog. It is suprising how the monolith rolls over us and we never see it coming.

Yes, my head is officially a natural disaster. I wonder if the EPA should be notified? Maybe HAZMAT? At least someone needs to put me on the recipient list for comfort food donations. After trying to understand Anatomy and Physiology, which mind you is being presented like a foriegn language in speed-read mode, then topping it off with an intense round of Chinese Meridian theory, which is completely opposite of Western medical theory, I am exhausted. I even dreamed about this crap last night. It might not have made sense, but who says cars don't have pressure points when you wash them? In my dream they did, although for the life of me I can't remember how my Honda communicated that information as I washed it with a super size scrubbie.

So, knowing my head is the consistency of tapioca this morning, do you think it was a good idea for me to reformat my computer this weekend on top of it? What the H E double toothpicks was I thinking???? It must be that "works well under pressure" T-shirt hanging in the back of my closet. Right next to my "doesn't share well" and "Procrastination Queen" apparel. Yeah, that's the ticket. snark snark.

For the whole two people that might read this, please send me an email. I missed backing up my addresses before I hit the "are you sure you really really REALLY want to switch to XP??" button and launched myself into to mini-migrain mode.


hhmmmm.... I wonder which meridian has the "calgon, take me away" pressure point? If I find it, know up front I will use it relentlessly. Why? Because I can. But I will share the information with you... don't you feel better?

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