1. It's OK to laugh during sex - just don't point .
2. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
3. Is there life before coffee? Yes, but not on my planet.
4. Some people live life in the fast lane , when you start your own business you live in oncoming traffic!
5. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!"... until you can find a rock .
6. eja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
7. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on .
8. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
Snitched from Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling, and emblished by yours truly.
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